This page is chock full of funny, sincere, and just plain crazy Fortune Cookie quotes from the Poptropica Store.
“If life hands you a lemon, add sugar, cold water, and sell it at a lemonade stand.”
“Smile! Even an evil genius like Dr. Hare smiles.”
“Someone secretly admires you and you will never know who.”
“When life gives you a punch in the face, duck!”
“The Black Widow stole your fortune.”
“Have a nice day!:)”
“Beware of ninjas on bicycles.”
“Captain Crawfish will return.”
“Don’t take advice from someone in a clown suit.”
“When times are difficult, you will find strength.”
“Someone misses you.”
“You will succeed in achieving your goals!”
“Smile at someone and see what happens!”
“Zeus is watching, so be nice.”
“Helping others is its own reward.”
“Believe in yourself and others will believe in you.”
“Love is on the rise!”
“Help I am a prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!”
“The answers to all your questions are found within…or on the internet.”
“Open more cookie, get more fortunes!”
“This fortune cookie is inhabited by a family of ants.”
“Someone is thinking about you.”
“Why would you trust your future to a fortune cookie?”
“Life is like a raisin. You shrivel up and get old.”
“You will discover a hidden talent.”
“You will see a friend soon.”
“Will you choose to be famous or infamous?”
“Hazmat Hermit was here!”
“You will find lots of chewing gum in your future…under your desk.”
“Phew! It was getting hot in there.”
“Save the planet, recycle this fortune.”
“Creativity is the path to success.”
“Help someone when they are low and it will make you feel high.”
“Time will tell you everything.”
“Make like a banana and split!”‘
“A tough choice lies in your future.”
“You shouldn’t believe everything you read!”
“A bad start doesn’t dictate a bad ending.”
“If you throw dirt at others, you will have no ground left to stand on!”
Lol. So funny.
If you throw dirt at others, you will have no ground left to stand on!
A bad start doesn’t dictate a bad ending.
I found it when HP and I were in a common room on reality tv. 😉
I have one:
“You shouldn’t believe everything you read”.
Wow. xD Okay
I feel like captin crawfish will come back on another island…:)
The Black Widow stole my fortune. :(/:-(/:sad
I’m sorry. Bad Black Widow! I am going to have a serious talk with her! 😆
I love these! Hahahaha! 😀
Thanks! It took a while, but it’s one of my favorite pages. 🙂
PD helped a LOT too.
LOL,ninjas on bicycles?What next,alligators sleeping on top of cars? 😆
Alligators sleeping on top of cars? The magic orb told me to tell you to watch out for those.
I came to see this message a bit too late. I am now in the hospital because I missed this. Trust Michael with your life,everyone’s who’s reading this.
“Help I am a prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!” 😆
That one’s my favorite. 😉
Have you looked that up?Turns out that fortune has been an old running gag for some time.
What do you mean?
I mean that the prisoner in a fortune cookie factory joke is very old.
My favorites are the one you just said, Black Widow stole your fortune, Someone is thinking about you (Stalker much?), and This fortune cookie is inhabited by ants! There all so funny. 😆
That lemon one was like a grumpy cat meme:
UNLESS LIFE ALSO GIVES YOU SUGAR AND WATER
YOUR LEMONADE IS GONNA SUCK
XD Yeah. I love these quotes, They’re hilarious!
I gotta use that sometime. XD
On the internet when I was six, I once saw a fortune cookie with a fortune stickin’ out of saying “The golden rule: he who has the gold, rules” and remember thinking “oh darn. I really wanted to rule”.
Cool! But fortune number 10 is missing an n in in. And the page says qoutes instead of quotes. But other than that awesome! 😉
Thanks for the pointers! I was actually the one who supplied the quotes, and I guess Wolfy did copy & paste, so it was probably my fault… but I fixed everything.