The Poptropica Press
Hey everyone, Shy Singer here (please just call me Andy, Andrew, or AJ), Happy Summer!! Sorry there have been no posts for a while. I was in a coma, and now… I AM IN REMISSION!!! WOOHOO!!!! Anyways, I think it’s time I made a newspaper and in this edition, you all will be taking a look inside THIS:
Welcome to POP-TOP!CS, the ultimate guide to Poptropica Popculture.
…And the ultimate guide to spelling mistakes… They spelled Poptropicans wrong! 😮 Look at the bottom left corner.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Dr. Salerno……………Page #
100 Worst and Best..Page #
SS & PD: What’s happening
Scandal! By: Perfect Dolphin
After hours, yesterday, at the bakery, Silver Wolf was caught on camera, stealing cookies from the cookie jar! We don’t need a child’s song to tell us who. All we need is a camera and a witness. If you’re saying, “What witness?” think again. The CHEF was there! Looks like your cookie plan crumbled, SW. Now lets hear what the chef has to say.
PD: So, what do you think of the crime?
Chef: Silver Wolf was my best customer!
PD: Maybe she liked your food so much, but her budget wouldn’t let her buy the amount she wanted.
Chef: Who’s side are you on, woman?!
PD: Sorry, sorry, go on.
Chef: I was cleaning up, when I saw a shadowy figure trying to break in.
Chef: So naturally, I hid. And then, when I saw her face, I couldn’t believe my eyes. There she was, eating the cookies I was going to give to Mother!
PD: They were for your mother?
Chef: Yes! Mommy loves those cookies! And now they’re DEAD! INSIDE SILVER WOLF’S STOMACH! 😥
PD: Okay… let’s get you out of here…
Chef: Sniffle… Okay….. *wanders away*
Now let’s hear from the culprit herself!
SW: I DIDN’T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS FRAMED!!
PD: Wolfy, you’re my best friend, but there’s evidence.
SW: He’s a liar! He framed me!
PD: Not him. The camera.
SW: The real stealer videotaped me eating cookies at my house and replaced it with him stealing the cookies!
SW: Ha ha! I didn’t do it!
PD: Tell it to the judge?
SW: I WILL tell him it.
So it seems SW says the chef framed her for stealing his cookies and ate them instead… maybe he wanted to eat them and keep them from his mother? I did think I saw some cookie crumbs on his apron…
Dr. Salerno: Was she ever really in space? By: Andrew
Hola. I’m here investigating the fact that Salerno really ever WAS in outer space. And to do that, I turned to my two best friends for help.
Andrew: So was she in space?
PD: Yes, I was there with her.
SW: Ya. I did the island. She really was. AND she made one of the biggest discoveries in Poptropica. Although, she was a little… crazy.
Now lets go to proof. They say they were both there… let’s see if that’s… TRUE!
But how is PD BREATHING?!
PD: I don’t like that helmet…
SW: Your face should have blown up.
Andrew: And Salerno’s neck…
PD: She doesn’t HAVE a neck!
SW: None of us do!
Andrew: You know what I mean. Well, I guess she WAS in space.
Sorry guys, it’s 3:10 am as I’m typing this right now, and I am really tired. So for now, I am postponing the 100 Best and Worst Dressed Poptropicans. Sorry.
PD & SS: What’s happening
Meh. The same. xD 4 months and 4 days… wow, considering most relationships our age last about a week and a half… 😯
SW: …And I’m back from my trip!
That’s all for now! Buenos noches!