It’s time to ramp up production
Minions, I am disappointed. Yes, thousands of you have supported our “Dr. Hare’s Lair” project on LEGO CUUSOO, and as such, will be last in line to be brainwashed. But we are still thousands of votes from our goal!
The situation is unacceptable.
Therefore, in order to move the process along, it has become necessary for me to offer an enticement — a “carrot,” if you will. That’s why, once our project reaches 5,000 supporters, we will be offering everyone a brand-new Bunny Balloon costume!
Ah, but lest you think we’ll just hand this out willy-nilly, think again. This new, free costume will ONLY be available when and if we make it to 5,000 supporters!
So, time for you laggards to act. Visit our LEGO CUUSOO project page to find out how you can support Poptropica!
DR. HARE
Looks like Dr. Hare is getting cranky… My advise: get 5,000 supporters before something really bad happens. So even if your friends don’t play Poptropica, tell them to support it! I WANT THAT BALLOON! But thank everyone who has voted, you get a gift right now: you will be brainwashed last. Yay! Totally worth it! 
~SD
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