Is Poptropolis sinking?!? It’s one of the shortest and fun islands! I don’t want it to sink. If you want it to sink or if you don’t want it to sink, please comment! This is urgent!
Another odd news report just came down the transom. We’ll just copy it exactly as we received it:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE DECEMBER 27, 2012 — Mews Foundation seismologists have verified reports of “sizable tectonic activity” taking place beneath the Poptropolis Games. “We’ve heard the stories about the island returning to the seas whence it came, but, frankly, we thought that smooth-talking emcee was just being dramatic,” said Mews Foundation spokesperson Cheerful Spinner. “However, at this time we are not confirming that the Poptropolis Games are, in fact, on the verge of sinking back into the sea.” When asked if the Mews Foundation was denying that such an event was taking place, Spinner had no comment. This is a breaking news story… updates as events warrant…
Tectonic Plate – a portion of the earth’s crust that is on top of the mantle. It can move sideways, it can collide with other tectonic plates, and it can pull away from other tectonic plates.
Emcee – a ceremony